Tag: joke
member name: Stacey *Mamasaid* D.
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January 25, 2009 06:44 PM EST --
Needed a laugh and got one just now when my friend sent this (another power woman yay!):
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter,
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not . . .
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January 30, 2009 09:43 AM EST --
I've had serious writer's block lately. It might be the fact there are umpteen events in our house from December 22 on. It could be my CFS/Epstein Barr acting up and giving me congestion, . . .
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December 19, 2008 07:30 PM EST --
As a fisherwoman, I know the nature of people on the water is to help each other which is why I could not resist passing on this fishy joke:
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a . . .
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November 14, 2008 09:08 AM EST --
I had to share this one:
Picture it: rural area, Sunday morning, church is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit.
The doors burst open, and a rolling black cloud rolls in with the devil . . .
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November 22, 2008 11:40 AM EST --
I couldn't resist sharing this one:
I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I . . .
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December 08, 2008 11:41 AM EST --
My niece sent me this joke and said it was voted the Best Joke of 2007 (I'm not sure who took that vote). It's cute, so I decided to share:
$280,000 Mortgage
For his birthday, . . .
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November 09, 2008 11:03 AM EST --
You know my husband (diehard fisherman) is loving these (LOL)...had to share this one:
A primary school teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Now imagine this," she said. "A . . .
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November 18, 2008 09:14 AM EST --
Had to share this one as a good-bye to Bush:
Before getting a haircut the president asked his stylist, "How long will this take, how much will it cost, and how good will this look?" . . .
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December 03, 2008 06:34 PM EST --
You know I can't resist a good fishing joke:
A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes.
Immediately, . . .
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January 09, 2009 04:16 PM EST --
With tax season coming, read this and thought it was a funny one:
Tony died and was sent to be judged. He was told that he had cheated on his income taxes, and the only way he could get into heaven . . .
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November 05, 2008 10:44 AM EST --
Got it and had to share it:
A man walked into a health center and the receptionist asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles." She told him to have a seat.
An hour later . . .
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January 09, 2009 07:44 PM EST --
My friend just sent this to me in an email and I thought it was hilarious. What do you think?
Must See!
Coming To A Theater
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October 19, 2008 01:01 PM EDT --
Not mine but I laughed when I got it:
At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger . . .
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November 12, 2006 10:26 AM EST --
I cannot take credit for writing what is about to follow, although I certainly could have. Another mom, who is also a fellow PTO board member (in fact, the president - whew!) forwarded this to me . . .
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February 08, 2009 12:16 PM EST --
You know as a fisherwoman I can't resist a good fish joke so here goes:
A man walks into a fish and chip shop with a fish under his arm.
"Do you have any fishcakes?" he . . .
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November 12, 2006 10:25 AM EST --
I cannot take credit for writing what is about to follow, although I certainly could have. Another mom, who is also a fellow PTO board member (in fact, the president - whew!) forwarded this to me . . .
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